Fattoush is a gray cat with one true calling in life: partying. He doesn't need an occasion. He doesn't need an invite list. He just needs a vibe — and he brings it himself, every single day.
His stats
22hnapping (energy storage)
2habsolute raging
∞zoomies per night
#1cat DJ in the game
Things he loves
Dropping into a room like he owns it (he does)
Knocking things off tables — rhythmically
Sitting in cardboard boxes as his personal VIP booth
Chasing red dots until someone gets tired (not him)
Being perceived. Constantly.
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Hershey's Chocolate Bars
His most prized possession and deepest obsession. Nobody knows why. Nobody questions it. That's just Fattoush.
Known aliases
The Gray Menace — when the zoomies hit at 3am
DJ Purrmaster Flex — on the dance floor
Sir Fattoush of the Couch — during formal napping hours